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(609): View more from New Jersey

So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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(941): View more from Florida

I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special

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(408): View more from California

My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?

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(770): View more from Georgia

Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.

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(714): View more from California

He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.

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