I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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