Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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