I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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