There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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