What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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