He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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