I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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