what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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