I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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