I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
