After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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