Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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