Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
