Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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