I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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