This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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