I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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