didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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