Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he was CRYING into my vagina
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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