Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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