she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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