Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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