Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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