I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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