But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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