I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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