yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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