obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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