White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
