**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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