HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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