I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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