We won't sleep together?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
are you so shy because you have an std?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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