Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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