i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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