He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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