Fuck appropriateness.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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