is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I need to sanitize my soul.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
