I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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