Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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