It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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