And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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