So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i only shaved half my leg
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first