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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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