Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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