I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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