We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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