The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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