ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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