I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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