Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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