Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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