Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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