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I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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