you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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