omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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