what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just had sex on a roof
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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